... All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
T-Shirts on Mensans
T-Shirt: The Internet Is Full - Go Away
T-Shirt: "Nice Computers Don't Go Down"
T-Shirt: "A weak government is your servant, a strong one your master."
T-Shirt: Don't hold my ears, I know what I'm doing.
T-Shirt: Divorce ain't all that good, but it sure beats homicide.
T-Shirt: Life is Tough. It's Even Tougher If You're Stupid - John Wayne
T-Shirt: You can't be first, but you can be next.
T-Shirt: Life is to short to drink bulk process beer.
T-Shirt: Chocolate and Beer are Proof That God Loves Us, and She Wants Us To Be Happy