Sorry, But You Flunked Your Urine Test Afraid that her court-ordered urine test would show drug use, Krystal Evans, 26, and a friend allegedly flagged down a courier van in rural Del Norte County, Calif., and tried to steal the lab sample back. When the driver moved to call police, the women fled empty-handed. County District Attorney Mike Riese said the robbery attempt, and an alleged attempted burglary of the probation department before the courier picked up the tests, was “somewhat inept.” The urine test Evans allegedly tried to steal came back negative, but a test immediately after her arrest showed methamphetamine use. She was imprisoned for three years for probation violation. Her friend, who was also on probation, also faces charges in the case. (Eureka Times-Standard) ...Just “somewhat inept”? I’d like to hear about some of Riese’s “totally inept” criminal cases. Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 14
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