Why, I Oughta Mall security officers in Colma, Calif., called police when they spotted two men trying to break into a locked car with a coat hanger. Investigating officers say they found that John Mack, 50, and Charles Mitchell, 44, had been stealing from stores and came out to their getaway car to find that they had locked their keys inside. Police Chief Bruce Tognetti told reporters that the two were “being stupid in public. It’s almost like watching the Three Stooges. But instead, there’s just two of them.” (San Mateo County Times) ...Typical crooks: they can’t get anything right. Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 8
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