Murphy's Laws Of Combat - Aviation

If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter - and therefore, unsafe.

When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.

Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.

A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication.

When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.

Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.

The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless.

Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you!!

There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.

The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and, a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the same time.

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to!!